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  The Longest Yard
Director: Peter Segal Plot: Former American football hero (and villain) Paul Crewe gets sent to prison for drink driving and assault. He gets sent to maximum security prison, where the warden wants him to train the guards team. He declines, and soon finds that the only way to get the warden off his back is to suggest a Guards Vs Inmates game.
Writer: Angus Ruddy
Starring: Adam Sandler
  Chris Rock
Nelly
Genre: Comedy Cert: Critic -
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The Longest Yard is Adam Sandlers attempt to remake the Burt Reynolds vehicle Mean Machine, and counts as the second remake behind Vinnie Jones UK set Mean Machine, featuring proper football. Sandler moves back to the original American Football, and tries to recapture the success of The Waterboy. Featuring a few well known faces, Sandler beefs up his cast with steroid abuser and former wrestlers.

Sandler himself wasn't in his finest form. His character is mostly unlikeable, even toward the end. The biggest flaw here is you never find yourself rooting for him and his team, they are no better than the sadistic and racist guards. Carrying himself as the fallen hero, Paul Crewe is essentially a selfish and arrogant man, thinking himself above the law and better than everyone else. His fall from grace strikes you as karma rather than misfortune. Amongst the other rag tag bunch of performers is Chris Rock, playing himself yet again, and Nelly (the singer) turning in a competent performance as a, well not sure of the position, but he runs and catches the strange shaped ball. Reynolds pops up in the remake of his original, and in true Get Carter form, has a pivotal role. The only other performance to note is big Kevin Nash as one of the guards, but to tell you why would sap some of the humour.

Essentially a basic American comedy, The Longest Yard has some laughs but never rises above mediocre, which is unfortunate because Sandler has made some damn funny films, and in his hands you would expect this to be much better. Potential wasted my friend, please try again.