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| 1 | Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope | Easily the greatest movie ever made. Anyone who disagrees will be taken outside and Fat Tony will show you why he's even feared in prison |
| 2 | Good Will Hunting | An exemplary piece of writing, filled with drama, gentle comedy and emotion. What screenwriting should be. |
| 3 | Clerks | Kevin Smith's first and finest hour, it's amazing what a great script can do, just be careful you don't urinate in your breeks (trousers) |
| 4 | Chasing Amy | How do you make a story about a guy fancying a dyke funny? Get Kevin Smith to write it. I love Silent Bob, every night, in my dream world. Ben, your next! |
| 5 | Transformers: The Movie | Don't ask me why, but this film tickles me in ways I only thought Ginger Ken could |
| 6 | Solaris | No, not Mr Clooney's toight bottom, but the three hour long Andrei Tarkovsky version, great pacing allows deep concentration |
| 7 | Saving Private Ryan | Great war movie, Mr Spielberg's first appearance on my list because this film is brutal. War as it should be shown, it ain't as pretty as me ladies. |
| 8 | Jaws | Back to back Steven, indeed it's true. The first film to make me cry, the blew Bruce up!! |
| 9 | The Terminator | The original and the best. Dark, violent and oppressive, just like every Schwarzenegger movie should be. |
| 10 | Rocky | How many films give you goose pimples. Definitely the best underdog movie. Go Rocky, get Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaan |